i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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