is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
