Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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