is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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