But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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