it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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