I'm lost and stupid without you.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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