Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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