Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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