I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Holy sore nipples Batman
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
