And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
