so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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