Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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