I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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