Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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