ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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