im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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