At least make sure they are 18
Why
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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