just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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