Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
