I wish i was in the wii world.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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