Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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