dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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