i permit you to call me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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