I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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