I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have demons in me.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
