even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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