if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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