Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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