I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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