im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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