its not stalking. its research.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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