even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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