That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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