How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize