She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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