lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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