why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
she pinky promised me she was 18
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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