So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Drake has all the answers
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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