The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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