Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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