do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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