That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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