the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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