She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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