I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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