Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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