I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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