im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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