so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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