It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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