Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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