What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You made out with two different species that night
You may now shotgun with the bride
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
