I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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