you guys were way drunker than both of me
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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