My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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