I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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