im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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