He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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