I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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